hydra · 002 · homepage roaster
One address in. Out comes the list of things a visitor loses, in the order they lose them. No score out of 100. A score is a way of not saying anything.
It reads the HTML your server sends and does not run your JavaScript. A page that paints itself in the browser will look empty here, which is also what a search engine and a link preview see on a bad day.
Nothing to hand? Try peticila.ro, stripe.com, aah.monster.
This reads one page and tells you what it costs. It will not tell you what to say instead. That part is a conversation, and it is the one I get paid for.
See what that looks likeNothing is stored. Every roast is read fresh and thrown away.