Slop Detector
Paste a text, find out which habits give it away.
Wherein 76 lexical markers, plus cadence checks, do the work. It does not guess the author, it measures the texture.
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ON THE SHELF
Voice Fingerprint
15 to 20 samples of your writing, one document that describes how you write.
Wherein It sits on aah.monster because it is paid work, not a toy. 249 euro, 48 hours.
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Homepage Roaster
One URL in, a list of broken things out.
Wherein No score out of 100. Only what the visitor loses, and in what order.
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Canon
Paste what you have published, get the file that stops your AI inventing.
Wherein It also lists every claim you make, and marks the ones your own pages disagree about.
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The Guilt Trip
Paste the notification. Find out which lever it pulls.
Wherein Names the mechanism, then gives you the version that works without the shame. That second half is the whole point.
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Aah, Monster!
The one product with its own buyer. It lives on its own domain.
Wherein The single exception: separate audience, separate address.
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Right now
What I am doing this week, updated by hand, no excuses.
Wherein The page that says how much of this shelf is alive and how much is dust.
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Deck Rubric
Paste your deck outline. Get a score per answer and the exact rewrite.
Wherein a pitch deck is a sequence of answers, not a stack of slides. A strong answer in the wrong slot still reads weak.
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AI Demand Map
Three conditions. An idea passes only if it clears all three.
Wherein interesting is cheap. Real stakes, a generic model that fails, and a segment the labs are not hunting.
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AI Executive System
A written operating system for the executive who has become the bottleneck.
Wherein It sits on aah.monster because it is paid work, not a toy. 1,500 euro, 48 to 72 hours.
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Aeolus
Deterministic pre-merge branch diff auditor for AI coding agents.
Wherein Catches exposed secrets, forbidden em-dashes, and dirty files before merge. Zero data uploaded.
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Chasm
Deterministic editorial gate as code for high-stakes prose.
Wherein Blocks AI slop, corporate cliches, and rhythm collapse before shipping. Runs entirely in browser.
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Tyche
B2B executive hook bank and cognitive tension scoring engine.
Wherein Evaluates specificity, tension, proof-of-work, and stop-scroll pull based on proven operator frameworks.
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Cadmus
Content ROI audit and distribution canvas based on user behavior.
Wherein Scores compounding value on saves, shares, and qualified inquiries rather than vanity impressions.
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Athena
Deterministic OpenGraph cards and brand covers in pure vector SVG.
Wherein Generates pixel-perfect social assets directly from design tokens without design debt or runtime subscriptions.
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